I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
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I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
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Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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