Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
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In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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