I wannas sexs uuuuu
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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