he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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