I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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