I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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