its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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