I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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