coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
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He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
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Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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