Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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