I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
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She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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