it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
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Damn victory sex feels great
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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