bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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