I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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