Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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