I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
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You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
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Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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