Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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