Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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