Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I think my vagina is haunted
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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