i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
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Wtf am i supposed to tell my kids when they ask about my first time? "Mommy got drunk off her ass and fucked a total stranger in another stranger's bedroom, then got abandoned by the selfish prick and walk of shamed to the nearest gas station to call a cab, but ended up passed out in a park in a pool of her own puke."
At least mommy was smart enough to use protection and hack into the asshole's facebook account.
Well of course. Mommy may be a slutty drunk but she ain't no idiot.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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