I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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