can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
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we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
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Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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