can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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