Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
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do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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