It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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