You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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