Apparently you make a good broom.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
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please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
When did angry sex become our thing?
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At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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