I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
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yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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