She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
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You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
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And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
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