Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
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You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
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I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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