If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
grandma shit on top of the toilet
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
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