How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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