her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
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I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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