At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
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i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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