If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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