Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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