i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
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I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
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I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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