don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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