Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
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He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
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Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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