there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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