if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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