Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
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To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
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Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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