Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
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How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
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There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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