how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
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HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
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The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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