just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
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we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
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I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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