It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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