I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
How external is "for external use only"?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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