I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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