Have you finally orgasmed yet?
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
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