i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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