...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Randomize
