Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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