ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
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Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
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I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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