I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
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They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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