i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
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Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
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Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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